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Even Quentin Tarantino’s Stan Accounts Are On Paul Dano’s Side

Your days are numbered, foot boy.

Latvia Says They’re Running Out of Men

Women have begun “renting husbands” to help out with household chores.

JD Vance Allegedly Got Kicked Out of the Main Government Group Chat

“Are you guys all hanging out without me?” -our Vice President, probably.

The Dollar Tree Is Quietly Raising Prices

At least we still have the Costco hot dog.

One Million Bags of Shredded Cheese Recalled Due to ‘Shards of Metal’

There’s metal in the shredded cheese, I repeat, there’s metal in the shredded cheese.

New Pentagon Press Reporter Was Once a 3.8-Star Cameo Creator

IRS Says It Needs to Watch Your OnlyFans Content to See If You Qualify for ‘No Tax On Tips’

Throw it back hard enough, and they might just give you a tax break!

New Zealand Man Arrested for Swallowing $19,000 Fabergé Egg

Police are currently waiting to retrieve the egg.

White House Budget Chief Russ Vought Caught Doodling During Cabinet Meeting

Of course, you’re doodling during a meeting, you’re twelve.

Simon Cowell Says He’s Sorry for Being a Jerk on ‘American Idol’

Too little, too late.

People Think Kim Kardashian Is Soft Launching a Neuralink

According to her doctor, she does need one.

Kash Patel Allegedly Wears a Women's Medium-Sized Jacket

Charlie Kirk’s Face May Be Poisoning AI Image Generators

Internet users say so many people have generated images of Charlie Kirk that other faces are starting to resemble Charlie Kirk.

Town Uses AI to Create Christmas Mural, Accidentally Generates Boschian Horror

Celebrate the holiday season with nightmares beyond your comprehension!

Italian Man Caught Impersonating His Mother for Years to Collect Her Pension

You’ve got to admit, he nailed the disguise.

A Bunch of Congressmen Have (Allegedly) Decided to Suddenly Retire After Realizing that Being in Congress Sucks

All of a sudden, members of Congress are realizing they could just be on a beach somewhere.

Now the ShamWow Guy Is Running for Congress

The ShamWow guy is running for Congress.

Amateur Astrophotographer Upstages NASA by Using a $600 Portable Telescope to Do What They Couldn’t

Bro said, “Fine, I’ll do it myself.”

People Say ChatGPT Has Randomly Started Calling Them ‘Babe’

Watch your mouth, computer.

Study Finds Your Girlfriend Is Mad Because She’s Dehydrated

Warning: Telling her to drink water will probably just make her angrier.

British Karaoke Bar Says Ban on Solo Drinkers Is About Creating a Safe Environment

God forbid if someone wants to sing some Whitney Houston alone on a Friday night.

Former Inmate Says the Prison Holding Diddy Is Notorious for ‘Late-Night Shower Parties’

He must be right at home.

Microsoft AI CEO Says He’s Frustrated and Confused by the Fact that No One Likes AI

This is what happens when you talk to literally any single person outside Silicon Valley.

A Missouri Judge Who Routinely Dressed Up As Elvis In Court Has Resigned

So what, a guy can’t have hobbies?

Are Layoffs and ‘Vibe Coding’ to Blame for the Recent Internet Outages?

The infrastructure that keeps the internet online might be breaking.