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The ‘Onion Weigher’ Can Weigh Any Onion By Sight and Is Scary Accurate

The ‘Onion Weigher’ Can Weigh Any Onion By Sight and Is Scary Accurate

How much does an onion weigh?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘‘Fortnite’ Is Freaky for Adding This Item’: Gamers Wonder Why New ‘Flowberry Fizz’ Item Looks Like Something Else

‘‘Fortnite’ Is Freaky for Adding This Item’: Gamers Wonder Why New ‘Flowberry Fizz’ Item Looks Like Something Else

Even though Fortnite came out back in 2017, the developers are still finding ways to try to keep things interesting.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Xbox Bans Player for Capturing Uncensored ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ Gameplay

Xbox Bans Player for Capturing Uncensored ‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ Gameplay

Some companies really need to calm down. If you need an example of this, look no further than Microsoft.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘These Mfs Driving on the Moon’: Extreme Potholes Make Us Wonder Where the Heck Our Taxes Are Going

‘These Mfs Driving on the Moon’: Extreme Potholes Make Us Wonder Where the Heck Our Taxes Are Going

Every time tax season comes around, people inevitably start grumbling about how much money they have to pay.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

People Are Imaging What 'Pimp My Ride' Would Be Like in 2024

People Are Imaging What 'Pimp My Ride' Would Be Like in 2024

There’s no better encapsulation of mid-2000s television than MTV’s Pimp My Ride.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Alleged '10-Foot-Tall Aliens' in Miami Mall Turn Out to Be Just Teenagers Beating People Up

Alleged '10-Foot-Tall Aliens' in Miami Mall Turn Out to Be Just Teenagers Beating People Up

On Monday night, dozens of police cars and over 100 cops responded to 911 calls in Miami’s Bayside Marketplace.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Former Congressperson Accused of ‘Stealing’ Food Pics

Former Congressperson Accused of ‘Stealing’ Food Pics

As we’ve discussed before, there’s no easier way to be shamed online than posting a bad food pic.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

U.K. Dad Shows Solidarity With His XL Bully By Wearing a Muzzle to the Pub

U.K. Dad Shows Solidarity With His XL Bully By Wearing a Muzzle to the Pub

The past year has been big for people who pretend that they’re making a point by publicly humiliating themselves in increasingly bizarre ways.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Peloton Coach Inadvertently Shit-Talks ‘Tenet’ in Front of Christopher Nolan

Peloton Coach Inadvertently Shit-Talks ‘Tenet’ in Front of Christopher Nolan

Remember Tenet? I don’t.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘They Didn’t Even Close the Gas Cap!’: Drunk Driver Stops to Get Gas During Police Chase

‘They Didn’t Even Close the Gas Cap!’: Drunk Driver Stops to Get Gas During Police Chase

Catching some criminals is as easy as just waiting for them to mess up. An example of this from the wonderful state of California recently went viral, and it’s a good one.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘I’m Wearing Diapers’: Angry Passenger Goes Off On Delta Staff After Getting Booted From Flight

‘I’m Wearing Diapers’: Angry Passenger Goes Off On Delta Staff After Getting Booted From Flight

Though no one is ever excited to get booted from a flight, one angry Delta Airlines passenger was particularly peeved to have to hang around Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport for a little longer than anticipated, a sentiment she brutally to

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘A Match Made in Heaven’: Cops Confront First Amendment Auditor, Indecipherable Arguing Ensues

‘A Match Made in Heaven’: Cops Confront First Amendment Auditor, Indecipherable Arguing Ensues

The First Amendment is a beautiful thing.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘You’re Not Even in a Car, Woman!’: Woman Steals Parking Space by Standing in It

‘You’re Not Even in a Car, Woman!’: Woman Steals Parking Space by Standing in It

Finding a parking spot in a busy lot is always an annoying task.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Stanley Girlies Nearly Come to Blows Over Valentine’s Day Stock

Stanley Girlies Nearly Come to Blows Over Valentine’s Day Stock

Chances are if you’ve spent any time at all on the internet, you’ve come across a specific type of woman who is obsessed with collecting Stanley cups.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

'Call of Duty' Team Trash-Talks Losing Squad After Defeating Them in League Play

'Call of Duty' Team Trash-Talks Losing Squad After Defeating Them in League Play

Some play video games to relax. Others are looking for any excuse to rage, as this video shows.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Woman Has Meltdown Over Blue and White McDonald’s Packaging

Woman Has Meltdown Over Blue and White McDonald’s Packaging

One angry McDonald's customer was most definitely not loving the packaging of her McChicken sandwich.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Mom Tries to Fight Cops After They Arrest Her Son for DUI

Mom Tries to Fight Cops After They Arrest Her Son for DUI

Calling your mom into a fight is always going to be a losing move — but your mom jumping in voluntarily while you’re feuding with the cops? That’s not going to end well for either of you.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Aella Girl’s 2023 Stats Are In: Two Fewer Poops (192), Same Number of Showers (37)

Aella Girl’s 2023 Stats Are In: Two Fewer Poops (192), Same Number of Showers (37)

Have you ever wanted cold hard data on how much a complete stranger shits and showers?

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘This Is Ridiculous’: Daughter Captures Her Parents’ Reactions to ‘Saltburn’

‘This Is Ridiculous’: Daughter Captures Her Parents’ Reactions to ‘Saltburn’

Everyone and their mother is talking about Emerald Fennell’s latest film starring Jacob Elordi and Barry Keoghan, Saltburn.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

‘The D Is Fire’: Gypsy Rose Blanchard Brags About How Good Her Husband’s Pipe Game Is

‘The D Is Fire’: Gypsy Rose Blanchard Brags About How Good Her Husband’s Pipe Game Is

Though Gypsy Rose Blanchard may have only been out of prison for less than a week, she’s already making the most of her time as a free woman — namely, getting absolutely dicked down by her hubby.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Dude Walking Around Revving a Chainsaw at 2 A.M. Gets Arrested

Dude Walking Around Revving a Chainsaw at 2 A.M. Gets Arrested

Note to self: Don’t walk around at 2 a.m. with a chainsaw.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Man Accidentally Gets Swingers Tattoo, Asks Reddit For Help With Cover-Up

Man Accidentally Gets Swingers Tattoo, Asks Reddit For Help With Cover-Up

“Long story short, it’s a Psych™ reference that I just love, but more than that it’s 100% a swinger thing,” they began their now-viral post, adding in an “Oop” for good measure.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

He Told Her to Sit on His Face. She Broke His Neck

He Told Her to Sit on His Face. She Broke His Neck

For some people, sex is a straightforward affair: lights off, missionary, wham, bam, thank you ma’am in 10 minutes or less.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

People With New Christmas Coats Don’t Know to Cut Their Vent Stitches

People With New Christmas Coats Don’t Know to Cut Their Vent Stitches

Each winter, more and more people take the plunge and decide to invest in swanky winter coats.

By cathybara

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

Don't Want to Poop Your Pants? Don't Eat This Pasta

Don't Want to Poop Your Pants? Don't Eat This Pasta

Want to avoid s—ting your pants? Stay far away from TikTok’s viral Penne Alla Vodka.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 1 year ago in Funny

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