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Watch a Woman Tase Herself for No Reason

I guess she learned that getting tased sucks.

Biker Learns Why You Don’t Try to Drive On Water

It’s slippery!

Dude Trying to Help Baby Ducks Gets Attacked By Adult Ducks

No good deed goes unpunished.

Dad Spends All Day Making Chili, Spills It Immediately

Hey, it’s just like that TV show!

Watch Dudes Fall Over Each Other to Try to Catch Rolling Cheese

You guys know you can just buy cheese at the store, right?

This Is Why Gun Ranges Have Rules

Read the sign, asshole!

Driver Slams Into Woman in Crosswalk on Her Phone

Crossing the street boring ahh hell.

Snowboarders Get Attacked by Wild Hog

Bet that’s not a hazard you expected to see on the snow, is it?

10 Insane Weapons From Humanity's Dark Past

Attempted Shoplifter Tries to Make Daring Exit, But Can’t Get the Door Open

Keep kicking, I’m sure it will work out!

Everyone on Swing Ride Gets Swung Into Truck

More like abuse-ment park, amirite?

Man’s Attempt to Jump Car Goes Horribly Wrong

If you’re considering jumping a car, you should make sure you can actually do it.

Gordon Ramsay Shows Off Bruise He Sustained During Bad Bike Accident

Superstar chef Gordon Ramsay took to social media over the weekend to share a slightly unusual PSA ahead of Father’s Day: wear a helmet.

Man Randomly Punching People On the Street Finds Someone to Hit Him Back

Home Plate Umpire Takes Pitch to the Gemstones

Baseball doesn’t seem that dangerous, all things considered.

This Is Why You Don’t Hop the Guardrails at the Grand Canyon

Warning signs are there for a reason.

Drunk Motorcyclist Goes Flying After Crashing Straight On Into Car

Helmets are a lot like toilet paper: You don’t think about it until you really, really, need it.

Unsuspecting Minnesota Brewery Employee Receives Giant Beer Facial

Slot Machine Brawl Breaks Out in Vegas Casino

Post-Game Handshake Line Devolves into ‘Full Team’ Brawl After College Basketball Game

Climber Forgets to Attach His Rope, Pays the Price

Warning: The following video is graphic.

Plane Crashes into Utility Pole, Goes Up in Flames

A video showing a plane losing control, crashing into a utility pole and then igniting was recently captured near the Chilean city of Panguilemo.

Woman Chokes Out Man With Her Legs for No Apparent Reason

Japan — the fascination of historians and weebs alike.

‘Beverly Hills, 90210’ Star Jumped By Gang of Mini Bikers

The only thing scarier than a gang of pissed-off bikers? A gang of pissed-off mini-bikers, a lesson Beverly Hills, 90210 alum Ian Ziering discovered the hard way last weekend, after getting his ass handed to him by a band of helmeted — and angry — riders.

Tesla Cybertruck Had Its First Head On Collision

It was only a matter of time.