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Transportation Secretary Says He Wants Pull-Up Bars in Airports

You know how flying is miserable and planes keep falling out of the sky? What if instead of solving that, we installed free Bowflexes?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 week ago in Wtf

Study Finds Congresspeople Suddenly and Mysteriously Become Stock Experts Upon Entering Government

Guess they just know how to pick ‘em.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 week ago in Wtf

JD Vance Puts Out Statement Saying His Marriage Is Doing Fine, Actually

He says it’s “as strong as it’s ever been” — but maybe it just wasn’t that strong to begin with.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 week ago in Funny

JD Vance Allegedly Got Kicked Out of the Main Government Group Chat

“Are you guys all hanging out without me?” -our Vice President, probably.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 weeks ago in Funny

After Socialist Wins New York Mayoral Election, More Rich People Are Moving to New York

I thought you guys said they were all going to leave?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 weeks ago in Ftw

Charlie Kirk’s Face May Be Poisoning AI Image Generators

Internet users say so many people have generated images of Charlie Kirk that other faces are starting to resemble Charlie Kirk.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 weeks ago in Funny

Florida Representative Caught Spending $109,000 of Disaster Relief on a Single Ring

Hmm… yeah, I don’t think that will help people rebuild their homes.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

Corporations Are Now Arguing It’s Their First Amendment Right to Hide How Much They Pollute

I have some rights I’d like to exercise with these people.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Wtf

After Months of Delay, the Gold Trump Phone Still Doesn’t Exist

They have also quietly removed claims that the phone was made in America.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 3 weeks ago in Facepalm

The U.S. Accidentally Invaded Mexico Yesterday

Thankfully, they were chill about it.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Facepalm

The U.S. Government Officially Says You Have to Love AI

It’s come down from on high: You must love the clankers.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Wow

Republican Staffer Who Says She Was Ambushed for Her Job Charged With Faking the Attack

Do people not know that security cameras exist?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 weeks ago in Facepalm

Fox News Says You Can Save Money This Holiday Season by Not Giving Family Members Gifts

Way ahead of you!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Transportation Secretary Says It Was ‘Dangerous’ to Fly During the Shutdown

Thanks for telling us *now.*

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

Trump Says Screw It, Just Release the Files

Just days after we all learned he has a lot to hide, Trump says he has nothing to hide.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wow

Epstein’s Brother Denies Trump Went Sloppy on Bill Clinton

He says his emails did not intend to imply that Trump was the Throat Goat.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wow

Foreigners Coming to the U.S. Can Now Get Their Visa Denied for Being Fat

How are they supposed to integrate if they can’t get chunky like the rest of us?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Bill to End Shutdown Also Gets Rid of a Bunch of Food Safety Rules for Some Reason

So that was all for nothing, huh?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

French President Released From Prison After Serving Just 1% of His Sentence

Justice was (very briefly) served.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

Trump Says He’s Going to Create His Own Air Traffic Control System

Let that thought calm you on your next flight.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

D.C. Plastic Surgeons Say Insiders Are Requesting ‘Mar-a-Lago Face’ to Get Close to Trump

Get yourself a tan, a little lip filler, and a cannon blast of makeup — congratulations, you’re ready to meet the President!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wow

Trump Reportedly Keeps Falling Asleep in the Oval Office, During Meetings

Can we get one President with a functioning brain and nervous system, please?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

Oh, Cool, We’re Getting $2,000 Checks Again

Wouldn’t mind this happening every few years, tbh.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Ftw

People Think Mr Beast’s New Amusement Park Might Actually Be Under Sharia Law

And no, this isn’t a forward from your Grandma — they may actually have a point.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wow

The U.S. Government is Telling Soldiers Abroad to Go to Local Food Banks During the Shutdown

There’s no better way to win hearts and minds than asking them to spare a can of soup.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

Politics - articles

Transportation Secretary Says He Wants Pull-Up Bars in Airports

Study Finds Congresspeople Suddenly and Mysteriously Become Stock Experts Upon Entering Government

JD Vance Puts Out Statement Saying His Marriage Is Doing Fine, Actually

JD Vance Allegedly Got Kicked Out of the Main Government Group Chat

After Socialist Wins New York Mayoral Election, More Rich People Are Moving to New York

Charlie Kirk’s Face May Be Poisoning AI Image Generators

Florida Representative Caught Spending $109,000 of Disaster Relief on a Single Ring

Corporations Are Now Arguing It’s Their First Amendment Right to Hide How Much They Pollute

After Months of Delay, the Gold Trump Phone Still Doesn’t Exist

The U.S. Accidentally Invaded Mexico Yesterday

The U.S. Government Officially Says You Have to Love AI

Republican Staffer Who Says She Was Ambushed for Her Job Charged With Faking the Attack

Fox News Says You Can Save Money This Holiday Season by Not Giving Family Members Gifts

Transportation Secretary Says It Was ‘Dangerous’ to Fly During the Shutdown

Trump Says Screw It, Just Release the Files

Epstein’s Brother Denies Trump Went Sloppy on Bill Clinton

Foreigners Coming to the U.S. Can Now Get Their Visa Denied for Being Fat

Bill to End Shutdown Also Gets Rid of a Bunch of Food Safety Rules for Some Reason

French President Released From Prison After Serving Just 1% of His Sentence

Trump Says He’s Going to Create His Own Air Traffic Control System

D.C. Plastic Surgeons Say Insiders Are Requesting ‘Mar-a-Lago Face’ to Get Close to Trump

Trump Reportedly Keeps Falling Asleep in the Oval Office, During Meetings

Oh, Cool, We’re Getting $2,000 Checks Again

People Think Mr Beast’s New Amusement Park Might Actually Be Under Sharia Law

The U.S. Government is Telling Soldiers Abroad to Go to Local Food Banks During the Shutdown

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