Politics - articles

The Pee-vestigators Are Convinced They Have More Proof Trump Is Incontinent

First the catheter, now a pee stain.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Eww

The U.S. Government Is Trying to Stop Sharks from Eating Fish

And humans, of course, but the fish are more important.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 4 months ago in Wtf

The U.S. Government Will Now Pay for Soldiers’ Laser Hair Removal

Good news if you’re a twink in the Army.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Someone’s Using A.I. to Pretend to Be Marco Rubio

And they’ve already been in contact with at least five government officials.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Creepy

Gamblers Bet on Whether Zelenskyy Would Wear a Suit. Now, They Can’t Decide If He Did

This is why you’ve gotta be specific with your bets!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 5 months ago in Funny

Classified Information Got Leaked on ‘War Thunder’ Forums Again

Add it to the list.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 6 months ago in Facepalm

Is Trump Wearing a Catheter?

People are saying it’s true!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 6 months ago in Wow

Anti-Government Talking Heads Really Don’t Know How to Feel About Palantir

Good? Evil? Who knows!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 6 months ago in Facepalm

Let’s Break Down Every Possible Explanation for Why Emmanuel Macron’s Wife Slapped Him

They say it was just a joke, but was it?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 6 months ago in Funny

Were These World Leaders Hitting Lines of Coke Before Their Meeting?

They say some of the best deals happen on the slopes.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 7 months ago in Funny

UnitedHealthcare Is Getting Roasted for Putting Out Feel-Good ‘Cost Estimator’ Ad

Turns out there’s a Luigi Mangione inside many Americans.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 8 months ago in Facepalm

The U.S. National Anthem Just Got Booed at a Toronto Raptors Game

Is there a Canada vs. U.S. war on the horizon?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 10 months ago in Wtf

'You Didn’t Vote For Me': The Time Dianne Feinstein Told a Group of Children to F–K Off

After nearly three decades in the senate, a weed-smoking staffer and several senior moments, California Senator Dianne Feinstein died at the age of 90, her office confirmed.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in People & Lifestyle

'Raise the Corporate Tax by 400%': Fans Share Requests for the Radical Reforms Taylor Swift Should Enact during Her Day as Mayor of Tampa

“Now is your chance Taylor, raise the corporate tax rate to 400%,” wrote cinemamonsieur.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

'What A Fascist Little Fuck': Baby Pictures Don’t Absolve Bad Politics, Conservative Dude Bros Realize

Stone garnered the majority of this backlash, with commenters likening him to baby Hitler and pretty much every asshole orphan in a Charles Dickens novel.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Twitter Thread Explains Why the TikTok Ban Is Worse Than the Patriot Act

Titled the RESTRICT Act, the new bill would potentially outlaw TikTok along with any technology associated with enemies of the state.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Facepalm

Trump Shares Catturd Poll as Proof of His Popularity, But PuddingPerson Proves the People Really Want the Grimace

Earlier this week, former President Donald Trump shared a poll on his Truth Social platform, showing that republican voters preferred him over Florida governor and fellow presidential candidate Ron DeSantis.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

The French Have Always Been Better Than Us at Protesting

Rampant protests are sweeping across France in response to French president Emmanuel Macron’s decision to raise the retirement age two years, from 62 to 64.

By Daniel Bonfiglio

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Alleged Former CIA Agent Comments on the Agency’s Long List of Clandestine Operations

It’s not every day we get an inside look at the CIA, but thanks to Redditor and alleged agent, Ron Palancik, we get a behind-the-scenes peek at some of the agency’s shortcomings.

By zachnading

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

Congressman Jeff Jackson Is Using His TikTok to Prevent a Bank Run

Let’s hope he’s right — it’s not like the fate of the entire U.S. banking system depends on it.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Ftw

Texas Is Offering Tax Incentives For Nondivorced Straight Couples

Great news for Michelle and Jim-Bob Duggar, that one TikTok tradwife and Gen-Z trad-Caths a little °too° committed to the bit — the state of Texas may somehow manage to regress further back into the 19th century, pondering a bill that would bestow tax ben

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Wow

'Tiny D,' 'Meatball Ron,' Ron DeSanctimonious,': Trump Is Workshopping the Perfect Ron DeSantis Nickname

Trump recently took a break from (allegedly) cheating at golf, shilling NFTs, and attempting to mansplain the McDonald’s menu to cashiers in a crisis zone, to perfect his evil (sick) nickname for his primary opponent, Republican Florida governor, Ron DeSa

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Tennessee's Anti-LGBTQ+ Lt. Governor Won't Stop Thirsting Over Gay Instagram Model

This model is the only ten Tennessee’s Lieutenant Governor Randy McNally sees.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

What Presidents Would Look Like if They Were Sporting a Mullet

Great news for Billy Ray Cyrus, midwestern moms moonlighting as gymnastics coaches and every single man under the age of 30 living in Bushwick — mullets are back and more presidential than ever.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

‘I’m From Scranton and What I’m Smoking is Dirt’: Biden Weed Edits Are the Dankest AI Memes Around

Biden/Harris 2024: Wizard shit. Biden shit.

By Carly Tennes

Featured 2 years ago in Funny

Politics - articles

The Pee-vestigators Are Convinced They Have More Proof Trump Is Incontinent

The U.S. Government Is Trying to Stop Sharks from Eating Fish

The U.S. Government Will Now Pay for Soldiers’ Laser Hair Removal

Someone’s Using A.I. to Pretend to Be Marco Rubio

Gamblers Bet on Whether Zelenskyy Would Wear a Suit. Now, They Can’t Decide If He Did

Classified Information Got Leaked on ‘War Thunder’ Forums Again

Is Trump Wearing a Catheter?

Anti-Government Talking Heads Really Don’t Know How to Feel About Palantir

Let’s Break Down Every Possible Explanation for Why Emmanuel Macron’s Wife Slapped Him

Were These World Leaders Hitting Lines of Coke Before Their Meeting?

UnitedHealthcare Is Getting Roasted for Putting Out Feel-Good ‘Cost Estimator’ Ad

The U.S. National Anthem Just Got Booed at a Toronto Raptors Game

'You Didn’t Vote For Me': The Time Dianne Feinstein Told a Group of Children to F–K Off

'Raise the Corporate Tax by 400%': Fans Share Requests for the Radical Reforms Taylor Swift Should Enact during Her Day as Mayor of Tampa

'What A Fascist Little Fuck': Baby Pictures Don’t Absolve Bad Politics, Conservative Dude Bros Realize

Twitter Thread Explains Why the TikTok Ban Is Worse Than the Patriot Act

Trump Shares Catturd Poll as Proof of His Popularity, But PuddingPerson Proves the People Really Want the Grimace

The French Have Always Been Better Than Us at Protesting

Alleged Former CIA Agent Comments on the Agency’s Long List of Clandestine Operations

Congressman Jeff Jackson Is Using His TikTok to Prevent a Bank Run

Texas Is Offering Tax Incentives For Nondivorced Straight Couples

'Tiny D,' 'Meatball Ron,' Ron DeSanctimonious,': Trump Is Workshopping the Perfect Ron DeSantis Nickname

Tennessee's Anti-LGBTQ+ Lt. Governor Won't Stop Thirsting Over Gay Instagram Model

What Presidents Would Look Like if They Were Sporting a Mullet

‘I’m From Scranton and What I’m Smoking is Dirt’: Biden Weed Edits Are the Dankest AI Memes Around

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