Science & technology - articles

Idiots Are Inhaling CO₂ for Its Alleged ‘Health Benefits’

It’s basically the breathing equivalent of drinking your own pee — but that’s not stopping these people!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

Humorless, Rational, Disciplined: Study Finds Talking to ChatGPT is Just Like Talking to Germans

Let’s just hope that ChatGPT doesn’t get up to the same stuff the Germans did!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Albanian PM Announces Their AI-Generated Minister Is Pregnant

You can’t… that’s not… huh?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

AI Data Centers Are Now Using Jet Engines to Power Their Servers

Hear that sound? It’s not a jet taking off — it’s me generating pictures of Sexy Pikachu.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

Men’s Testosterone Levels Aren’t Plummeting, We Were Just Measuring Them Wrong

You can start eating soy again.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

OpenAI's New Web Browser Refuses to Search for Topics It Deems Too Sensitive

Imagine your own web browser telling you to touch grass.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

Kohler Debuts New Toilet Technology: A Camera That Analyzes Your Poop

I’ll pass, thanks.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

The AWS Outage Caused Multiple ‘Smart Beds’ to Overheat

Meanwhile, all of us brokies with regular mattresses slept just fine.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Credit Where Credit Is Due: AI Is Actually Helping Scientists Cure Cancer

Ugh, fine, it can do *some* good.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Ftw

Reddit’s New AI Keeps Telling Users to Commit Crimes

Reddit’s new “Answers” feature provides responses sourced across the entire site — including the dark corners.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

U.S. Army General Admits That He Uses ChatGPT to Make Command Decisions

Remember when this was just a fun chatbot?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wtf

PayPal Accidentally Created $300 Trillion in Crypto, Then Immediately Deleted It

Whoops.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wow

Government Worker Loses Clearance After Flooding Federal Servers With 180,000 Explicit Pics for His Spicy AI Project

Show this headline to someone from even a decade ago and their brain would explode.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Funny

Reddit Shut Down Its NFT Project and No One on the Site Cared

The post announcing the shutdown has zero upvotes and only one comment.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

Silicon Valley Founders Are Teaching Themselves to Lucid Dream So They Can Work More in their Sleep

It sucks that they’re doing this in service of the most useless products imaginable.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

Discord May Have Accidentally Leaked 1.5 Terabytes of Age Verification Photos

But I thought all that information was deleted?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

Apple Announces They’ll Pay $2 Million to Anyone Who Can Hack Into an iPhone

Does it count if I ‘hack’ into it with a hatchet?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Wow

Sora A.I. Users Are Angry They Can’t Violate Copyright Anymore

“Look, you can make Mickey Mouse do whatever you want!... What do you mean Disney wants me thrown off a bridge?”

By Braden Bjella

Featured 1 month ago in Facepalm

Hackers Apologize After Trying to Extort Nursery Chain With Children’s Stolen Information

Even hardened criminals can occasionally realize they’ve gone too far.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Funny

OpenAI Says It’s Going to Keep Using Your Copyrighted Materials Unless You Say They Can’t

Okay, well, uh, “you can’t.” Glad we settled that.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wow

Analyst Says OpenAI Needs a Trillion Dollars to Keep ChatGPT Alive

It’s a lot, but how else would we get A.I.-generated images of cats on surfboards?

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wtf

‘Smart Rings’ Are Swelling and Getting Stuck on People’s Fingers

We all should’ve seen this coming.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Ouch

The ‘A.I. Actress’ Everyone Is Freaking Out About Probably Isn’t Real

Much like the character itself, the “AI Talent Studio” appears to have pulled the story directly out of their behind.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Facepalm

New Discovery Claims Every Human Being Might Be Chinese

It’s fine, I just didn’t expect it to be Chinese.

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wow

Teachers Are Begging Kids to Stop Hacking Into Their Schools’ Computers for Fun

Ha ha, very funny, but we actually need to use these computers!

By Braden Bjella

Featured 2 months ago in Wow

Science & technology - articles

Idiots Are Inhaling CO₂ for Its Alleged ‘Health Benefits’

Humorless, Rational, Disciplined: Study Finds Talking to ChatGPT is Just Like Talking to Germans

Albanian PM Announces Their AI-Generated Minister Is Pregnant

AI Data Centers Are Now Using Jet Engines to Power Their Servers

Men’s Testosterone Levels Aren’t Plummeting, We Were Just Measuring Them Wrong

OpenAI's New Web Browser Refuses to Search for Topics It Deems Too Sensitive

Kohler Debuts New Toilet Technology: A Camera That Analyzes Your Poop

The AWS Outage Caused Multiple ‘Smart Beds’ to Overheat

Credit Where Credit Is Due: AI Is Actually Helping Scientists Cure Cancer

Reddit’s New AI Keeps Telling Users to Commit Crimes

U.S. Army General Admits That He Uses ChatGPT to Make Command Decisions

PayPal Accidentally Created $300 Trillion in Crypto, Then Immediately Deleted It

Government Worker Loses Clearance After Flooding Federal Servers With 180,000 Explicit Pics for His Spicy AI Project

Reddit Shut Down Its NFT Project and No One on the Site Cared

Silicon Valley Founders Are Teaching Themselves to Lucid Dream So They Can Work More in their Sleep

Discord May Have Accidentally Leaked 1.5 Terabytes of Age Verification Photos

Apple Announces They’ll Pay $2 Million to Anyone Who Can Hack Into an iPhone

Sora A.I. Users Are Angry They Can’t Violate Copyright Anymore

Hackers Apologize After Trying to Extort Nursery Chain With Children’s Stolen Information

OpenAI Says It’s Going to Keep Using Your Copyrighted Materials Unless You Say They Can’t

Analyst Says OpenAI Needs a Trillion Dollars to Keep ChatGPT Alive

‘Smart Rings’ Are Swelling and Getting Stuck on People’s Fingers

The ‘A.I. Actress’ Everyone Is Freaking Out About Probably Isn’t Real

New Discovery Claims Every Human Being Might Be Chinese

Teachers Are Begging Kids to Stop Hacking Into Their Schools’ Computers for Fun

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