Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms,
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris!


Some people wear superman pajamas..
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!


Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... Twice!


Chuck Norris doesn't read books, oh no! He stares them down until he gets the information he wants!


Chuck Norris once shot down an enemy plane by pointing his finger, and yelling "BANG!"