Guy walks into a bar and sits down. He looks on the bar top and sees a frog there in a cage the guy asks the bartender, "what's with the frog?" the bartender says this frog gives the best blow job ever. the guy looks at the bartender and says no way thats impossible. The bartender says "im serious, here take it in the back room and try it out. The guy curious takes the frog in the back room. A half hour later he comes back out and says you were right, how much do you want for it. the bartender says 50,000 dollars the guy says man thats kinda steep but pays the bartender anyway. the guy brought the frog home and put it on the table, his wife said whats with the frog? the guy said "teach it to cook clean and get out!!