Guy is driving late at night and looks in rear mirror, sees cop lights and pulls over. Cop says "I pulled you over for speeding and when I hit the lights it seems like you sped up...whats the problem." Then cop says "No, you know what, i get off in 15 minutes, if you give me the one best excuse i've ever heard, I'll let you go." Guy says " Well about a year ago my wife left me for a cop and i thought you were trying to bring her back"