A distressed young blonde woman was sure that her boyfriend was cheating on her, so she decided to get even by buying a pistol at a local gun dealer.

So she goes to his apartment, breaks open the door, and storms into the bedroom where sure enough she finds him in bed with a brunette.

In a fit of grief she unholsters the gun and aims it at her head.

“No, babe, don’t do it!” the ex-boyfriend shouts.

“Shut up,” she says. “Or you'll be next.”