A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, he asks her, "What's the special of the day?" Chilli, she says, but the biker next to you got the last bowl."

The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it.

As he waited, he noticed the biker next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chilli remained uneaten. "Are you going to eat your chilli?" he asked.

"No, help yourself," replied the biker.

The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chilli.

When the man got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chilli he had just eaten back into the bowl.

The Biker sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too."