A plane was flying over the pacific ocean when the stewardess came onto the intercom asking everyone to listen.
"Everyone it appears that the plane has become to heavy and we are slowly losing altitude! We need to dump all the luggage! Does anyone have any objections?"
With no objections from the passengers they open up the cargo doors and all the luggage flies out of the plane.
A few minutes later the stewardess is back on the intercom. " The plane is STILL to heavy! we need to throw off all the carry-ons!"
Again with no objections everyone throws off their carry on items.
Once again she comes back on the intercom. "Everyone we need to release the bottom of the plane including your seats. Please hang on to the bar above your seat."
Once they had grabbed on, the bottom of the place disconnected and sailed into the ocean.
Again she is back on the intercom. "Everyone I'm very sorry but one of you will have to let go of the bar that is saving your life."
One of the older gentlemen volunteers and lets go and falls to his death.
All the passengers clap at his bravery