A man shopping at the supermarket notices a
hottie staring at him. Some time later he crosses paths with her again. She
smiles and says "Hi" Later at the checkout till she stands behind him and taps
him on the shoulder. Quite wary he asks.." Do I know you ?" To which
she replies.." I think you're the
father of one of my children" The man, extremely uncomfortable thinks back to the one and only time he was unfaithful, on his Stag Night... "Are you the stripper I
made love to while her freind fucked me up the arse with a cucumber ?" he asked..... A little embarassed she
replied..... "Actually I'm your sons teacher".....