A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to have dinner and meet her parents. The tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic, but has never had sex before, so he goes to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour, telling him everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy. The boy insists on the economy pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Another 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."