C, E-flat and G entered a bar.The bartender said, "Sorry, I don't serve minors." The E-flat left and the C and G had an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth was diminished and the G was out flat.

An A entered but the bartender wasn't convinced that this relative of
C was not a minor.

Then the bartender noticed a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar. "Get
out, right now!" he exclaimed. "You're the seventh minor I've found in
this bar tonight."

The next night the E-flat returned to the bar in a 3-piece suit.
The bartender said, "You're looking sharp tonight. This could be a
major development." This was the case, when the E-flat took off the suit and everything else to stand there au natural.

Eventually, the C sobered up and realized in horror that he was under a rest.He was brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and was sentenced to ten years of D.S. without the possibility of