This guy saw a girl that he wanted to sleep with so he went up to her & told her & she told him she would but he has to go & get a golden condum. So he did & they did it. Well the next day the guy was like, "that was good i want it again". So he goes up to the same lady & told her he wanted her again. So she told him ok but to use the same golden condum. So he's like ok. But he remembered he threw it out last night. So he went to the dumpster he threw it in & was looking for it when he noticed a little boy holding the condum. He asked for it & the little boy said no. SO he told the little boy i'll give you $5 for it, the little boy said no. So they guy said i'll give you $10 for it. The little boy once again said no. So the guy is like ok i'll give you $20 for it so the little boy is like ok. Then the little boy goes home & tells his mom. "Hey mom a guy gave me $20 for a Twinkie i already sucked the cream out of".