A woman goes on a first date. She gets back to her apartment the next morning.

Her roommate is having breakfast. "Well! Looks like someone had a good time." She says.

"Actually we had sex all night, but it was really, really aweful. He was hung like a baby."

The roommate puts her fingers an inch apart and says "Oooh. Like a baby?"

The woman puts her hands a foot apart and says "NO! Like a BABY."