So these three explorers are in the deepest darkest jungles of the Amazon when they run into some hostile natives. They capture the men and tell them they are going to skin them alive and use their hides to make a canoe. The first guy freaks out and tries to make a run for it but accidentally falls off a cliff killing him instantly. The second guy freaks out and takes off running but falls into a crocodile pit and is eaten instantly. The natives look over at the third guy who is standing there jabbing himself with a fork. When they ask him what he's doing he replies, "I'm fucking up your canoe!"