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Mother Nature

A man walks through a forest admiring Mother Nature's beauty

He eats exotic berries and smells the exotic flowers
He drinks from a cold clear water pond

This is Mother Nature, he thinks to himself

He rounds a bend in the road and sees a village with hundreds of naked, beautiful women

Mother Nature at her finest! He runs towards them thinking about getting lucky over and over and over again when all of the sudden he gets struck by lightning!

He wakes up with a woman standing over him. It was Mother Nature. She said

"You can eat my fruit, smell my flowers, drink my waters..... but never ever fuck with Mother Nature"
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