Jewish, Polish and Irish guy walk into a hotel and ask the guy behind the counter if they have 3 rooms available, He said no we don't, All i have is 1 room with a queen size bed. They took it.
They get up to the room and slept in the queen size bed, the Jewish polish and Irish guy is the order they slept. Morning came and The Jewish guy and Irish guy woke up and looked at each other. The Jew asks the Irish guy if he had a dream someone touched his dick, Irish guy said yea i had a dream like that. The Polish guy wakes up 3 minutes later and they both ask him if he had a dream someone touched his dick, Polish guy said "no, I had a dream i was skiing"