Bob the taxi driver liked to run over foreigners. He enjoyed nothing more than the thud of driving over them. One day his fare was a priest, and as they were driving Bob spotted a foreigner. Instinctively, Bob went to mount the curb, but thought better of it seeing as the priest was there, but he still heard a thud.
Bob turned to the priest, "Sorry father I nearly hit that man with my car"
To which he replied, "Don't worry I got the fucker with the door!"