A Brit, a French guy, a Mexican, and a Texan were all riding on a plane. Suddenly the Pilot says over the intercom, "I'm sorry to say, but we are about to crash. There are only two parachutes and I'm taking one of them. You four can decide who gets the other."

Well the Brit was a pretty cool dude. He stood up and yelled "REMEMBER THE QUEEN!!!" then jumped out of the door of the plane without the parachute.

Well the French dude was brought to tears by this heroic action. He stood up and yelled "VIVA LA FRANCE!!!!" then jumped out of the door of the plane without the parachute.

The Texan was pretty moved by this too. He jumped up and yelled "REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!!" then grabbed the mexican and threw him out of the door of the plane.