The Pharmacist

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend that after dinner she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells him everything there is to know about sex and condoms. At the counter the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy: A 3-pack, 10-pack or a family pack. "I'm really going to give it to this girl", the boy tells the pharmacist. "I intend to plug every orifice in her body, twice!!".

The pharmacist, with a laugh, suggests the family pack saying the boy will be rather busy - it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy turns up at the girl's parent's house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" she says to him.

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bow's his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious".

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!".
Uploaded 09/16/2009
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