The vet appointment
mortgagemescott
Published
03/04/2008
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet’s diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. “There†says the vet,? Your hamster is deadâ€. Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it’s head. “It’s definitely dead sirâ€, says the vet. Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. “That will be ?1000, pleaseâ€. “A ?1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead†fumes the man. “Wellâ€, says the vet, “There’s my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scanâ€.
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