The worst death
maggot666
Published
03/28/2008
Not all spirits can fit into heaven, so those who die the worst way will be let in. The first man in line starts tellin his story. Well Pete, I knew that my wife was cheatin so I decide to come home early to catch em. I get home & search but I cant find him. So I go out on the balcony, there he is danglin on the rail. So I get a hammer & start beatin him & he falls. Well, he lands in a bush. So I get the fridge & throw it on him. It kills him, but the strain gave me a heart attack. The next man came up to tell his story. Pete, I work out on the roof of my apartment. I was on my bike one day & I fall over the rail. I pray 'please God spare me' & He did. I catch on to a balcony below. I was overjoyed when a man discovered me hangin there. But all of a sudden he starts beatin me with a hammer. I fall again. But the Lord saves me & I land in a bush. But I'm here because the guy threw a fridge on me. It was now the third guys turn. Well Pete, I'm hidin in this gi
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