Things to do when someone's hitting on you
i_know_jack
Published
08/22/2008
Smell your fingers...a lot.
Never have more than one eye open at a time.
Tell them you have a tattoo. When they ask to see it, explain without a tinge of irony, "It's under my skin."
Talk to your breasts/testicles. Name them. Yell at them.
After they say something normal, tell them you can "read between the lines" and "No, I will not practice archery with you in Korea."
Take notes.
Never have more than one eye open at a time.
Tell them you have a tattoo. When they ask to see it, explain without a tinge of irony, "It's under my skin."
Talk to your breasts/testicles. Name them. Yell at them.
After they say something normal, tell them you can "read between the lines" and "No, I will not practice archery with you in Korea."
Take notes.
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