Where Youll Wake Up After Blacking-Out From...
AlexBash
Published
06/17/2008
Vodka: parked in front of the office, checking pockets for DUI ticket.
Whiskey: bar fight.
Margaritas: pet store, face pressed against Parrot cage.
Light Beer: friend’s couch with Guitar Hero guitar resting on lap, surrounded by flipped-over keg cups and wearing an empty eighteen pack of Busch Light as a helmet.
Everclear: morgue.
Dark Beer: roof of unfamiliar building, considering feasibility of Matrix.
Rum: hotel bedroom, unsure of why you’re in a hotel bedroom.
Vodka-Red Bulls: ditch on side of the road, analyzing car tire skid marks.
Wine: your parent’s house.
Gin: BarcaLounger in front of deafeningly loud C-Span.
Saki: death match with Goku.
Cosmopolitans: Guinness Book or World Records for “Largest Male Embodiment of Vagina.â€
Absinthe: Bat Cave.
Whiskey: bar fight.
Margaritas: pet store, face pressed against Parrot cage.
Light Beer: friend’s couch with Guitar Hero guitar resting on lap, surrounded by flipped-over keg cups and wearing an empty eighteen pack of Busch Light as a helmet.
Everclear: morgue.
Dark Beer: roof of unfamiliar building, considering feasibility of Matrix.
Rum: hotel bedroom, unsure of why you’re in a hotel bedroom.
Vodka-Red Bulls: ditch on side of the road, analyzing car tire skid marks.
Wine: your parent’s house.
Gin: BarcaLounger in front of deafeningly loud C-Span.
Saki: death match with Goku.
Cosmopolitans: Guinness Book or World Records for “Largest Male Embodiment of Vagina.â€
Absinthe: Bat Cave.
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