A guy is 71 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in
his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up. 'He looked
around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard
the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there,
floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, 'Are you talking to me? 'The
frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn
into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all
your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over,
picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket. Then the
frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me
and I will be your beautiful bride.'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said;
'Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom.