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23-Year-Old Guy Buys Apartment With His Dead Wife's Life Insurance, Says It Was All Worth It

"The place makes it worth it," he wrote.

Twitter Highlights: 24 of the Best Tweets From Today August 22, 2023

The best of Twitter, I mean, X.

Woman Forces Husband to Close His Eyes during ‘Oppenheimer’ Sex Scenes, Encourages Moviegoers to Have ‘Gameplan'

The only thing more offensive than nuclear weapons that killed hundreds of thousands of Japanese people? Florence Pugh’s tits, according to one anti-Porn TikToker.

24 Cursed Randoms You Can't Unsee

If you can think of it, it exists.

Neighbors Call 911 On "Dead Man" Who Was Actually Just Having the Best Nap of His Life

TikTok user @cauliflowercarol noticed a man parked outside her apartment who “had a smashed car window and looked dead,” and when we say looked dead—he looked already six feet under.

Man Gets Dumped After Saying He'd Consider Giving a BJ For $1,000,000

OP joked that his girlfriend should do it instead and she responded that she wouldn’t blow the new friend for million dollars.

YouTube Chef Arrested in Thailand For Murdering and Dismembering His Boyfriend

Though YouTube chef Daniel Sancho Bronchalo may be known for his cooking chops, something new may be on the menu for the social media star — prison slop.

Woman Plays the Ass In Billie Eilish Cover Song

It’s never too late to master an instrument even if said instrument is your body part.

Topless Clips and Leg Licks: Inside Britney Spears' Steamy Divorce Party

Britney Spears found herself In the (Single) Zone this past weekend, celebrating her recent split from husband Sam Asghari the way we all should — enjoying a steamy soiree with a bunch of hot dudes.

'How You Get Slapped Into PRAYER': TBS' 'Power Slap' Gets Biblical

The world of combat sports is getting dicier and dicier every day. A clip from TBS’s controversial show, Power Slap: Road To The Title, has recently gone viral. The show which aired earlier this year features individuals competing in a slap fighting.

Waiter Complains to Law Firm After Large Group Doesn't Tip, They Get Him Fired Instead

They found out the hard way that a bunch of lawyers are not the best group to challenge.

NBA Social Media Manager Goes Rogue on Facebook, Blasts Adam Silver and the NBA

From the outside, working as a social media manager for the NBA sounds like a dream gig. Watch basketball and post about it for a living? As @howsberger tweeted, “50k to find clips to post on social media? Run me that application.”

33 Times Life Decided That Today Was Not Going To Be Your Day

When life throws you a curveball.

Drowned Cars and Submerged Stadiums: All the Craziest Sights from Southern California’s Earthquake Flood

Southern Californians recently found themselves at the crossroads of a tropical storm and earthquake this weekend after a 5.1 magnitude quake hit the region as Hurricane Hilary made landfall.

The Restaurant That Will Serve You Infinite Desserts

If you’re going to spend almost $200 on dinner, you want it to truly blow your mind, right?

The Woman Demonstrating How She Has to Eat Through Her Heart

TikToker @nauseatedsarah lives with intestinal failure as a result of Ehlers-Danlos syndrome, meaning that she receives nutrition through an IV that leads directly into her heart.

The Horrifying Story of a Homeless Woman Who Was Found Chopped Up in a Duffel Bag

The San Francisco medical examiner has identified the woman who was found dead inside a duffel bag near the Outside Lands Music Festival last week.

Guy Exposes Upstairs Neighbor’s Affair Because It’s Affecting His Sleep Schedule

What’s the furthest you would go to ensure a good night’s sleep? Earplugs and a sleep mask? White noise machine and humidifier? What about exposing your upstairs neighbor’s affair because their nighttime activities were keeping you awake?

There’s Nothing These Guys Can’t Open a Bottle of Corona With

We all have one friend who can open a bottle of beer with just about anything. A spoon, a lighter, even their teeth — hand them a bottle, and they’ll find a way to crack it open MacGyver-style.

Watch a Pro Boxer Take on the “Body Shot Challenge”

There are some people who, for reasons few can understand, choose to be punched. Sometimes, this can be blamed on childish innocence. Other times, the reason for this punching is TikTok clout.

Nothing Is Braver Than Laying on Your Horn Behind a Cop at a Traffic Light

The man below either has a death wish or a complete disregard for any sense of consequence. No matter which one it is, I must salute him.

Is It Legal for This Guy to Make a Deepfake of His Parents?

But a redditor has recently come through with a brand new innovation in the world of parental gift-giving: a deep fake video of them doin’ the deed.

Raunchy and Ridiculous: 35 Lowbrow Jokes For You, Yes, You

15 Stories From People Venting About Their Terrible Jobs

Most of us are just trying to pay bills, buy groceries and have fun, we don't need anything fancy, but for some reason, jobs try to manipulate us into working long hours, and giving up all our free time.