10 Sex Related Injuries That Will Make You Cringe

Mizuka Published 10/02/2015 in eww

Some of the worst ideas for spicing things up that ended in disaster.

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1. A Russian woman who was a fan of Kama Sutra locked her partner inside her after a massive muscle spasm she got trying out a rather complicated position. Her feet jammed under his armpits as well, and the paramedics that arrived at the couple's house said that they couldn't stop laughing when they looked at them.
2. When a van rammed into a parked car, the driver didn't know how much damage he's caused until he realized that there was a couple having sex in the car he hit. The impact of the crash caused the girl to bite off her partners penis, as the cars collided during fellatio.
3. One welder thought that he could extend his penis by sticking it into a heavy duty welding nut. The plan was apparently to yank it around enough to make it longer. It didn't go too well and instead of getting a bigger member, the result was opposite to desired - the doctors had to remove the top layer of his penis to get it out.
4. A Chinese couples kissing game was so intense, it was deafening. He kissed his girlfriend so vigorously, that the reduced air pressure in her mouth pulled her ear drum out, making her deaf in one ear.
5. One couple thought that attaching a vibrator to an electric saw was a great idea. The point was probably to make things more intense. It ended up with her nether regions cut open. She was rushed to the hospital and later fully recovered.
6. A goth couple decided to have sex in a cemetery. They chose the wrong tombstone to get frisky on, as it broke of and fell on the girl's leg, injuring it severely.
7. A female patient in India had a serious cough and a fever for over six months, before the doctors figure out they were treating an illness that wasn't there. It turned out that there was a condom lodged inside her lungs.
8. A man decided he wanted concrete poured into his butt with a funnel. The cement set and proved to be more difficult to excavate than expected. The concrete cast of the rectum had to be removed surgically.
9. A bored machinist decided to rub his groin against an engine's canvas belt. Things went wrong and the belt ripped open his sack. When he arrived at the hospital it turned out that he was missing a testicle and that he tried to bolt his groin back together with... a staple gun.
10. A New Zealander who was a fan of giving hickeys to his girlfriend sucked so hard on her neck that he caused a blood clot to form in an artery which resulted in a stroke and partial paralysis. She recovered, and the damage wasn't permanent.

1. A Russian woman who was a fan of Kama Sutra locked her partner inside her after a massive muscle spasm she got trying out a rather complicated position. Her feet jammed under his armpits as well, and the paramedics that arrived at the couple's house said that they couldn't stop laughing when they looked at them.
2. When a van rammed into a parked car, the driver didn't know how much damage he's caused until he realized that there was a couple having sex in the car he hit. The impact of the crash caused the girl to bite off her partners penis, as the cars collided during fellatio.
3. One welder thought that he could extend his penis by sticking it into a heavy duty welding nut. The plan was apparently to yank it around enough to make it longer. It didn't go too well and instead of getting a bigger member, the result was opposite to desired - the doctors had to remove the top layer of his penis to get it out.
4. A Chinese couples kissing game was so intense, it was deafening. He kissed his girlfriend so vigorously, that the reduced air pressure in her mouth pulled her ear drum out, making her deaf in one ear.
5. One couple thought that attaching a vibrator to an electric saw was a great idea. The point was probably to make things more intense. It ended up with her nether regions cut open. She was rushed to the hospital and later fully recovered.
6. A goth couple decided to have sex in a cemetery. They chose the wrong tombstone to get frisky on, as it broke of and fell on the girl's leg, injuring it severely.
7. A female patient in India had a serious cough and a fever for over six months, before the doctors figure out they were treating an illness that wasn't there. It turned out that there was a condom lodged inside her lungs.
8. A man decided he wanted concrete poured into his butt with a funnel. The cement set and proved to be more difficult to excavate than expected. The concrete cast of the rectum had to be removed surgically.
9. A bored machinist decided to rub his groin against an engine's canvas belt. Things went wrong and the belt ripped open his sack. When he arrived at the hospital it turned out that he was missing a testicle and that he tried to bolt his groin back together with... a staple gun.
10. A New Zealander who was a fan of giving hickeys to his girlfriend sucked so hard on her neck that he caused a blood clot to form in an artery which resulted in a stroke and partial paralysis. She recovered, and the damage wasn't permanent.

A Russian woman who was a fan of Kama Sutra locked her partner inside her after a massive muscle spasm she got trying out a rather complicated position. Her feet jammed under his armpits as well, and the paramedics that arrived at the couple's house said that they couldn't stop laughing when they looked at them.

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2. When a van rammed into a parked car, the driver didn't know how much damage he's caused until he realized that there was a couple having sex in the car he hit. The impact of the crash caused the girl to bite off her partners penis, as the cars collided during fellatio.

4. A Chinese couples kissing game was so intense, it was deafening. He kissed his girlfriend so vigorously, that the reduced air pressure in her mouth pulled her ear drum out, making her deaf in one ear.

5. One couple thought that attaching a vibrator to an electric saw was a great idea. The point was probably to make things more intense. It ended up with her nether regions cut open. She was rushed to the hospital and later fully recovered.

6. A goth couple decided to have sex in a cemetery. They chose the wrong tombstone to get frisky on, as it broke of and fell on the girl's leg, injuring it severely.

7. A female patient in India had a serious cough and a fever for over six months, before the doctors figure out they were treating an illness that wasn't there. It turned out that there was a condom lodged inside her lungs.

8. A man decided he wanted concrete poured into his butt with a funnel. The cement set and proved to be more difficult to excavate than expected. The concrete cast of the rectum had to be removed surgically.

9. A bored machinist decided to rub his groin against an engine's canvas belt. Things went wrong and the belt ripped open his sack. When he arrived at the hospital it turned out that he was missing a testicle and that he tried to bolt his groin back together with... a staple gun.

10. A New Zealander who was a fan of giving hickeys to his girlfriend sucked so hard on her neck that he caused a blood clot to form in an artery which resulted in a stroke and partial paralysis. She recovered, and the damage wasn't permanent.

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