Bad Lesson: Irving Berlin's "White Christmas" is One of the Most Innocent and Uplifting Christmas Carols of All Time.

Bad Lesson: If You’re a Minor and a Stranger Offers You a Ride, You Should Probably Say Yes

Bad Lesson: If You Kill Santa Claus, You Will Become Santa Claus

Bad Lesson: People Will Like You Instantly If You Give Them Money

Bad Lesson: People in the Chicago Suburbs Never Call the Police for Any Reason Whatsoever

Bad Lesson: Sometimes Chevy Chase Makes Good Movies

Bad Lesson: If People Were Mean to You as a Kid, That Excuses ANY Malicious Criminal Behavior You Might Commit When You’re an Adult

Bad Lesson: If You’re in Need of a Moment of Clarity, Why Not Give Suicide a Try?

Bad Lesson: If Enough People Say Something Is True, Eventually, It Becomes True

Bad Lesson: Toy Safety Warnings are Pointless and Should Be Disregarded Immediately