Robert E. Lee - Because little Tommy wore the Klan outfit last year.

The Cast of Jersey Shore - This picture looks like a “head start” program created to turn children into trashy alcoholics.

Roadkill - I think this costume is how you should tell your kid what really happened to Mittens.

Woopie Cushion - I love children. I love fart jokes. I love children dressed up as fart jokes.

Top Gun Flight Suit - This costume is a great way to teach children about homoerotic sexual tension. Whoever said Walmart was intolerant?

Homeless Person - “Homelessness is something people choose because it’s easier than working hard, kids, and it can be taken off just as easy as this costume. Also, the real sign would say ‘liquor.’”

Bethany Hamilton and the Shark that Crippled Her - The shark in this picture knows exactly what he’s being implicated in and he’s super unhappy about it.

Israeli Soldier - This is the costume that we can use to teach our children about pre-genocidal behavior in inter-state conflicts. College here we come!!

Stripper - You know what, props to this parent intentionally dressing their child up like a sex worker instead of buying a costume that only hints at her someday giving head for money.

Suicide Bomber - Cultural sensitivity at 100%

Hannibal Lecter - Was this the deal you made with the kid to get him to eat his fava beans?

Mr. T - Blackface courtesy of a child-sized ski mask. Who knew they made those?

"Sheik" Nose - Someone got the go-ahead for this from an entire board of adults who presumably have college degrees, 6-figure salaries and a vague idea of how to spell "racist bullshit".

Donald Trump - Voted scariest costume of 2015. Maybe you can dress his sister up as Ivanka and just expand on the whole incest vibe those two got going.