14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code
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Procedures and etiquette that every man should know.
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1. If bro with truck assists you with moving, you shall reciprocate with a full tank of gas.
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2. Player 1 belongs to whoever owns the console.
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3. When offered a beer, accept even if it's not "your brand". Your favorite brand of beer is "free". Your second favorite is "cold".
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4. Be polite around your bro's lady friend, but when he asks what you think, lay the truth on him like a ten ton slab.
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5. When hugging another guy, a minimum of 2 back slaps must be performed.
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6. One guy watching porn is cool. Three guys watching porn is cool. Two guys watching porn, not cool.
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7. Whoever got laid most recently has to play wingman.
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8. You never leave a 'wounded soldier'.
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9. Never feel bad about taking the last beer or the last slice of pizza, however, don't take both.
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10. Don't f**k another bro's sister without the bros permission.
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11. If you need to talk to your boy's girlfriend through text or IM it's like having a chat with a business parter. Short, preferably one-word answers. Careful punctuation. Conversation is strictly business and to the point.
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12. When a stripper opens beer with her butt cheeks, don't refuse it saying it's dirty. Other men will lose respect for you.
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13. If you and your bro are having a threesome with a girl, you can't look eachother in the eyes.
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14. If your boy is crying, you cry with him. Nobody cries alone.
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