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14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

Procedures and etiquette that every man should know.

By Mizuka Ishiwatari

Published 9 years ago in Funny

Procedures and etiquette that every man should know.
  • 1

    If bro with truck assists you with moving, you shall reciprocate with a full tank of gas.

    14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

  • 2

    Player 1 belongs to whoever owns the console.

    14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

  • 3

    When offered a beer, accept even if it's not "your brand". Your favorite brand of beer is "free". Your second favorite is "cold".

    14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

  • 4

    Be polite around your bro's lady friend, but when he asks what you think, lay the truth on him like a ten ton slab.

    14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

  • 5

    When hugging another guy, a minimum of 2 back slaps must be performed.

    14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

  • 6

    One guy watching porn is cool. Three guys watching porn is cool. Two guys watching porn, not cool.

    14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

  • 7

    Whoever got laid most recently has to play wingman.

    14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

  • 8

    You never leave a 'wounded soldier'.

    14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

  • 9

    Never feel bad about taking the last beer or the last slice of pizza, however, don't take both.

    14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

  • 10

    Don't f**k another bro's sister without the bros permission.

    14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

  • 11

    If you need to talk to your boy's girlfriend through text or IM it's like having a chat with a business parter. Short, preferably one-word answers. Careful punctuation. Conversation is strictly business and to the point.

    14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

  • 12

    When a stripper opens beer with her butt cheeks, don't refuse it saying it's dirty. Other men will lose respect for you.

    14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

  • 13

    If you and your bro are having a threesome with a girl, you can't look eachother in the eyes.

    14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

  • 14

    If your boy is crying, you cry with him. Nobody cries alone.

    14 Essential Pieces of Bro Code

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