“I remember once my mom walked in on me right when in the middle of ejaculation (I didn’t even hear her open the door…SMH)…She screamed, ‘You’re SICK!’, then slammed the door. I totally avoided her for that whole week because I was so damn embarrassed and, well, that was that.”

“I had a pretty stressful day so got home and enjoyed a loud noisy orgasm or two courtesy of my Rabbit as it was mid afternoon and I had a couple of hours to myself. The phone rang. When I answered it, it was my 16-year-old daughter who said ‘don’t be mad mum, but I’m home…’”

“I was going through some old things in the garage and I found one of my sister’s Barbies. It was the Beach Fun Barbie so she was wearing this nice, red bathing suit and I always loved it so I took it into my room and I started pleasuring myself while holding the Barbie in the other hand and then suddenly my mom walks in on me. She screams and immediately closed the door.”

“I was caught by my aunt (mother’s elder sister) when I was 14 and a horny little teenager. We were visiting her place. I thought that I had locked the room. Unfortunately, the door was open and she walked in and stood beside me. I didn’t notice her for a couple of seconds. As soon as I noticed her, out of nervousness, I shot my load all over the laptop screen. She smiled, handed me a tissue, and walked out. We haven’t talked about it till today.”

“I was about 14 or so, and a regular self-diddler. One day I woke up from a nap on the couch & felt a little horn-ay & since I thought I was alone I decided to go at it. I finished with a huge moan…then suddenly I heard something, like a person clearing his throat. MY DAD WAS IN THE ROOM, sitting in his recliner—he had been there the entire time! I pretended I was sleeping and stayed there for at least an hour on the couch until my dad left the room. I was so utterly and totally mortified I have never even spoken of this until now.”

“Oh Jesus. My mom burst into my bedroom without warning and made a huge scene as if she’d caught me smoking crack or mutilating the family dog or something. As punishment, she took my bedroom door OFF ITS HINGES for two weeks so my whole family would know I had the nerve to rub one off in the privacy of my own room. Here’s the real kicker: now she writes erotica. Professionally. Aaaand I may never forgive her.”

“Got caught jacking off when I was like 15 by my dad. He goes ‘we both know what’s going on here.’ Most awkward moment in my life.”

“Back in the Stone Age, when there was such a thing as “family computers,” my mother walked in on me masturbating to pornography I had downloaded into a secret folder from Kazaa. Terrified, she ran away immediately. About half an hour later, we had to sit and have a chat, where she chastised me for not locking the door and during which I had to briefly explain what her son was doing watching a video called MILF Hunter.”

“I was 16. Mom randomly decides to open my door and turn on the light in the middle of the night. Also, I should mention that it was a warm summer night, so I wasn’t covered by blankets. That was so awkward… She came back like 15 minutes later and gives me the talk on how its normal to do that and everyone does it.”

“I was mid-orgasm when my brother walked into my room without knocking. He asked me if I was crying (the lights were out, so he could only hear me). I naturally started to fake cry, and made up a reason for my sadness. To this day, I don’t know if he knows what he actually walked in on.”

“I was 13. Dad stormed into my room to tell me that he hit two lotto numbers. When he saw me, he looked me dead in the eye and said, ‘Come downstairs when you’re finished,’ with a completely straight face. I went downstairs expecting him to beat me down; instead, he told me about how his father caught him when he was 12 and how he got beat for it. We ate Nutella and peanut butter sandwiches after that.”

“Mum caught me watching porn and jacking off when I was like 13. Thankfully my back was turned and she didn’t see my dick, but she saw the shitty late night TV softcore porn that I was watching. The worst part was next morning when my grandma called me and told me to, ‘stop watching those evil women’ or else.”

“My brother walked in on me once. And by that I mean he went and found my parents’ emergency spare key to my room and barged in demanding his turn with the modem. I spun around, cock in hand, and said, ‘Fuck off, I’m having a wank’, and my dad shouted up the stairs, ‘Leave your brother alone when he’s floggin’ it’. He never barged in on me again.”

“When I was 16 my mum caught me masturbating on the family computer. She walked in to let me know that my friend showed up and wanted to play Xbox. So, inadvertently, I was caught by both of them.”

“When I was 16 my mother walked in on me mid-orgasm. In an attempt to not look at her in the eye as I nutted, I looked up at the ceiling. So she effectively walked in on me having a raging orgasm while looking up, as if I was possessed.”