Some cleaners wash the mugs that are provided in-room in the bathroom sink, then dry them with the used pillow cases.

If someone pukes, pees, or poops in a bed at a hotel, the mattress isn’t replaced.

Housekeepers use the same cleaning rag to clean both the toilets and everywhere else in the rooms.

If someone dies in a room, they have the body removed and then get the room booked again ASAP.

Someone once found a room with pages torn out of a porn mag and taped all over the walls, bloody sheets, and dirty messages written on the bathroom mirror in lipstick.

Hotels share bad guest lists, so if you trash a room or are unbelievably rude, every hospitality establishment within 30 miles will know.

The dirtiest part of a hotel is something no one thinks about: the room keys.

If you sound like a jerk on the phone, the room you were asking about will always suddenly become unavailable.

One time a room stank so badly that they had to list it as out of order while they looked for the smell.

They never wash the comforters.

In one kitchen there was a meat fridge that stank of death, and the grill was never cleaned as it "added flavor" to the steaks.

All of the vegetables they served came from cans.

They're instructed not to delete "accidental" charges unless guests call and inquire.

TV remotes never get cleaned.

Housekeeping never clean inside drawers and nightstands.

Never look at a hotel room with a black light.