16 Things Single People Can Relate To

Mizuka Published 08/11/2015 in Funny

Things you can agree with when feeling forever alone.

1. You constantly have to explain why you're single.
2. You get depressed by TV relationships.
3. You likely went on a blind date. Once. And regret it.
4. You'd bring your own flask to your friend's wedding. To keep you sane.
5. You'd fight off the competition to catch the bouquet.
6. Your friend got engaged is enough of a reason to delete them from your Facebook friendslist.
7. You might consider inventing a partner, so that you won't get bugged about being single.
8. Happy couples make you feel sad.
9. Your friends will set you up.
10. You'll hear a sad song and get super bummed.
11. You'll more than likely start placing your bag on the seat next to you.
12. You hate Valentine's Day.
13. Your parents worry about you not being in a relationship.
14. You will over-order to meet the delivery requirement.
15. You're willing to go the extra mile to find a decent companion. Even if it's through Tinder.
16. You'll start hating the humanity after seeing the kind of people who get more game than you.

1. You constantly have to explain why you're single.
2. You get depressed by TV relationships.
3. You likely went on a blind date. Once. And regret it.
4. You'd bring your own flask to your friend's wedding. To keep you sane.
5. You'd fight off the competition to catch the bouquet.
6. Your friend got engaged is enough of a reason to delete them from your Facebook friendslist.
7. You might consider inventing a partner, so that you won't get bugged about being single.
8. Happy couples make you feel sad.
9. Your friends will set you up.
10. You'll hear a sad song and get super bummed.
11. You'll more than likely start placing your bag on the seat next to you.
12. You hate Valentine's Day.
13. Your parents worry about you not being in a relationship.
14. You will over-order to meet the delivery requirement.
15. You're willing to go the extra mile to find a decent companion. Even if it's through Tinder.
16. You'll start hating the humanity after seeing the kind of people who get more game than you.