Clueless 1995Amber: "Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose."Dionne: "Well, there goes your social life."

Ratatouille 2007Skinner: "What are you doing in here?"Linguini: "I'm just familiarizing myself with, you know, the vegetables and such."Skinner: "Get out! One can get too familiar with vegetables, you know!"

Hocus Pocus 1993Winifred: We desire children.Bus driver: "Hey, that may take me a couple of tries, but I don't think that'd be a problem."

Mrs. Doubtfire 1993Mrs. Doubtfire: "Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?"Stu: "Mrs. Doubtfire, please."Mrs. Doubtfire: "Oh, dear, now I'm sorry, am I being a little graphic? I'm sorry. Well, I hope you're up for a little competition. She's got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It's her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it's like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth...I hope you bring cocktail sauce. She's got the crabs, dear, and I don't mean Dungeness."

Big 1988Susan: "Im not sure if we should do this yet. I mean, I like you, and I want to spend the night with you." Josh: "Do you mean sleep over?"Susan: "Well, yeah." Josh: "Okay...but I get to be on top!"

The Rugrats Movie 1998Baby 1: Man, they cut my cord.Baby 2: Peeking in diaper Aw, consider yourself lucky.

The Emperor's New Groove 2000 "I bet you weren't expecting this."

Shrek 2001 Pans up on huge castle.Do you think maybe hes compensating for something?

The Santa Clause 1996Charlie: "Youre flying!"Santa Claus: "Its okay, I lived through the 60s."

Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 2009Let me tell you about the time I used a sharpened clam shell to turn a T-Rex into a T-Rachel.

Hercules 1997 "And then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man, I thought I had problems."

Toy Story 2 1999 Fans refer to this as the double-wing boner.

Aladdin and the King of Thieves 1996 During a wedding stampede. "I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon."

Willy Wonka the Chocolate Factory 1971The snozberries taste like snozberries!Apparently, a snozberry is another word for the head of a penis.

Muppet Treasure Island 1996Why does the ocean roar? Give up? You would too if you65279 had crabs on your65279 bottom and oysters in your bed.