18 Petty Reasons People Rejected Someone.
Nathan Johnson
Published
06/21/2021
These might be reasonable.
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Dude kissed me open mouthed with relaxed lips. Not meant as a make-out kiss that was a quick kiss. Just opened his mouth and smashed his face into mine then pulled back. Ew -
2.
Her toenails were so long whenever she was nearby you could hear clicking from the ground as if she was a dog. -
3.
She laughed like Butthead -
4.
She was texting me to tell me about her standards for men which were pretty high. That’s fine. But I didn’t like all the spelling mistakes she was making. -
5.
We went bowling and she started saying the bowling ball was hurting her fingers. She was convinced that there were bugs inside the bowling ball biting her fingers and that was the reason for her pain. -
6.
He texted me too many photos of his eggs benedicts in the morning -
7.
She gave me a hug and a booger that was stuck to her nose got on my shirt and for some reason I never recovered. It’s been 10 years and I still haven't forgotten. -
8.
He only talked about his stock portfolios and his Mercedes. (We were both 26). -
9.
Not me, but my friend once rejected a girl for not liking the band TOOL. And she was such a nice lady too! -
10.
She had the same name as my mom. I just… couldn’t. -
11.
I once stopped talking to a girl because she kept putting “…” everywhere in texts. -
12.
She ate a banana sideways. Would hold it horizontally, peel it and take bites from the side. -
13.
My perpetually single friend has turned rejecting people into a bit of a sport. I’ll Tinder for her, which is all sorts of amusing, but one day, I had actually met someone for lunch and thought “here’s someone that’s kind of her type, I wonder if she’d be interested!” I ended up pulling up his website and showing her some pictures of the guy. We get to about the sixth photo in, of two of his cats, in a treehouse. She explains “his cats look bratty.” Yeah, well, that’s why you’re single. Still. Six years later. -
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He didn’t use pillowcases. He owned them but never actually put them on the pillows. -
15.
My ex’s name was Simone. She was studying business administration and had a horse. We broke up after she fucked another dude. I got over it, and met another girl. Her name was Simone. She was studying business administration and had a horse. Nope. -
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I was the one rejected, but the reason I was given was “I’ve been rejected a lot, I want to know what it feels like to reject someone.” Their best friend told me they were interested in me too -
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Dated a guy who was color blind. He’d argue with me about the color blue-green even if I was the only person in the relationship who could actually SEE blue-green!! -
18.
This dude was super sweet and had a lot of good qualities. He was a plumber and casually admitted to me that sometimes he will bite/clean his nails after work and taste the remnants of what he touched that day. I could not get over that and had to move on.
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