20 Wild Ways Crazy People Got Revenge
Some creative ways to get payback.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
Revenge is a heck of a drug. And nobody does revenge like the somewhat-unhinged. Unshackled by the constraints of a fully-aware mind, the neuroses of your more 'eccentric' friends grants them an uncanny ability to pull the trigger on ideas most of us would stop at fantasizing about.
Enjoy the rogue's gallery of masterful, if not somewhat savage, cases of payback delivered that should definitely not be seen as an instruction manual.
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I made an entire bar break out in a brawl because I ate a bag of chips. No joke.Three guys were verbally harassing me in a small-town dive bar. This woman comes in from a smoke and yells to the bartender “give me a bag of chips!” on her way to the bathroom.He sets them down at her seat next to me. I inhale these chips and carefully slide them near the guys when they aren’t looking.She comes out, sees the bag and starts getting in their faces. Her husband sees the commotion and gets involved and fists start flying.I ducked out as the husband entered.
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Got my Christian school bully’s parents divorced.I forget what TGIF show I lifted the bit from but when I met the kids mom I said “then who was that lady your dad kissed?”.Which set off a chain reaction that eventually led to their divorce that very year.I was just trying to be a smart aleck but I got a natural 20 and it just sorta happened.
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Old landlord wouldn’t give me back my deposit that I felt should have been given back. Went back in one last time, removed a wall light switch cover, broke a hole in the electrical box and poured a bag of sugar into the wall.Put the switch cover back on and left. They fought roaches and bugs for months.It’s the little things that help me get through life.
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It’s not really revenge so much as karma, but my ex who cheated on me with another woman found out that she was lying to him about who she was…Apparently, she was married, had 3 kids, didn’t look like her photos, had a different job than what she said etc. basically had been catfishing him lolI didn’t have much empathy for him and I said “yeah it's not fun being lied to and trusting someone to be who they claim to be, being lead on and have the values they claim to have etc”
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