“How my friend took a bite out of my Twizzlers..”

“Let my friend borrow my oculus, and he broke the controller. It doesn’t turn on.”

“My friend just broke my several million year old piece of amber that I got while I was living in Australia”

“My friend cancelled plans to see a film at the cinema, even though the tickets have already been booked.”

“Whenever my friend is over, he always leaves a huge mess for me to pick up. Telling him to stop doesn’t work.”

“I bought a new house and my friend had this delivered to the new neighbors, addressed to me.”

“Ok so my friend borrowed my brand-new penknife which was $50 or something and it came back all rusty and chipped…”

“I’m Colorblind. My friends sent me this, and I assumed it was a normal test, so I asked my 9 year old cousin what it said, to which he got upset at me for.”

“My friend rearranged my keys on my keyboard”

“How my friend opened a pack of M&Ms”

“How my car looks every time after hanging out with my friend”

“The way my friend stacks his plateware…”

“My hand after petting my friends dog who hasn’t been washed in 6 years.”

“My friend put strawberry on pizza tonight”

“my friend eats poo pasta (it’s peanut butter)”

“My friend messaged me but then deletes everything before I could read them”

“Went over to my friends house and found this”

“The way my friend eats her ice cream”

“A shirt which I thought I lost a while ago, and asked all my friends about somehow mysteriously turned up on one of my good friends…”

“My friend wanted me to give him some drone video for some cereal”

“My friend responding to my other friend saying he just lost his grandmother”