21 Things You Should Expect Before You Move In With A Girl
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1. There will be hair. So much hair.
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2. You'll find bras in all sorts of crazy places.
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3. Hair accessories will appear out of nowhere.
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4. Their showers will be impossibly long.
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5. But really, you should expect that based on how many hair and skincare products adorn the bathroom.
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6. Half of her clothes will be put away normally, while the other half will be on the floor.
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7. Once a month, your trashcan will fill up much more quickly than usual...
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8. ...And you would be well-advised to be extra nice to her for about a week.
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9. If she wears nail polish, at least a little bit will end up on something other than her nails.
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10. There will always be something that makes the house smell fantastic.
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11. If she wears makeup, you're eventually going to find a powdery disaster in your sink.
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12. You'll go through toilet paper much, much quicker.
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13. You'll trip over a pair of shoes at some point.
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14. Her ladylike tendencies will disappear the moment she comes home.
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15. She will eat more than you could possibly fathom.
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16. Of the multiple bottles of shampoo and conditioner in her shower, at least 30 of them will be empty.
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17. At some point, she'll try to prove how domestic she is and fail miserably.
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18. You'll see her in states she doesn't even allow the rest of the world to see her in.
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19. You'll inevitably catch her doing something completely gross.
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20. If you want to avoid number 19 for as long as possible, for the love of all that is holy, KNOCK FIRST.
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21. Whether it turns out to be for better or for worse, it's bound to be a living situation you won't soon forget.
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