As a camp counselor I had to separate two boys about 8 years old having a “sword fight” in the bathroom……. Needless to say I was the one who needed to talk to someone after that

Former College Faculty Here… the worst one I have experienced was being in the bathroom while some guy was having phone sex… while he was taking a crap. To this day I am amazed that I was able to not laugh.

I had a substitute once who told us about his experience at a “not so well funded” school. He was walking down the hall when he saw a line a for the boys bathroom which is an immediate red flag cuz idk about you guys but I’ve never seen a line for a boys bathroom. Turns out a girl was giving blowjobs in the stall for the low low price of a dollar a piece.

I teach middle school literature and theater. First year of teaching, after a rehearsal when I thought all my students had been picked up, went back to the stage to collect a few things. Walked in on two 8th graders getting super touchy-feely. Guy had gotten her shirt off and was working on removing her bra. Not sure who was more embarrassed: me or the kids. Turned my back, told them to get dressed and get to the front doors. Immediately called both families. Both were pretty cool with it, all things considered. Worst part was, about 3 minutes into the conversation with the girl’s father — he realized I’d seen her without a shirt on. Don’t think I made eye contact with either one of them for the rest of the year.

A pair of year 10 students going at it doggy style in a secluded stairwell.

A few years back, a teacher at my school had sexy pics taken for her husband, and wanted to email them to him. She scanned them on a printer at work, and uploaded them to a shared public directory, thinking she was uploading them to a private folder (which I still don’t know why she thought this was a good idea). Needless to say it didn’t take long for someone to find her pics on the shared directory.

Currently a teacher at a secondary school (UK) where a student with additional needs likes to have a wank at the back of his classes. He’s done it once in mine (I’m male) and at least twice in a female colleagues, so he’s not picky or anything, just likes to tickle his pickle when he can. Had to bring parents in, apparently it’s all the rage at home too. Even dinner isn’t off limits, as mum’s caught him with pasta in one hand and his cock in the other before. It’s the little things that make this the noble profession.

Had a four year old tell me the myriad of ways he’d like to kill me. Shoot me with gun till I’m dead, put me in fire until I’m dead, etc. Then he tried to push a shelf over on a sleeping child. Fun times.

Not really nsfw but some 12 year old girl wrote her crush’s name with her period blood on a toilet door and it became a tourist destination for a day.

I worked at a Young Offenders Institute and we had this. Kid just stood up in class, whacked it out and started banging away. The officer supervising hit the alarm but before anyone could do anything, this other kid decided to be a hero and upper cutted him. Back up officers had to drag them apart, wanking Charlie with his pants still round his ankles, cock flopping about all over the tiles. Carnage.

Kids would Airdrop naked pics to whoever had theirs turned on. After teachers getting a bunch of pictures we had a huge school investigation. (I taught 7th and 8th grade). The pics were either of themselves or of other kids who I would assume sent them in confidence and then they got distributed.

I was a student in high school and in my junior year we had a substitute shit himself. I felt bad for the guy but it brought much joy to my heart because the chair he shit himself in belonged to my old history teacher who we later found out was a pedophile.

School policy is if you vomit you have to go home. Girl had detention after school and I had her last period. She vommed all over her book deliberately so she wouldn’t have to go to detention. It……………… Did not work.

I worked IT at a school. Had a laptop come in that “suddenly” stopped working for no reason. In a surprise to no one, the inside was filled with sticky brown soda residue. Got the motherboard replaced at a shop, powered it on, aaaaaand horse porn. Not a furry thing. Real horses, real people.With a lot of search history to go along with it. I considered my job done and just handed it to the principle and was on my way.

I was a science teacher in a boys boarding school. The school was located in a very cold region and so some kids would skip showers. Once I was on duty and I had to go inspect the boys dorms, I noticed a really awful smell coming off one kid, I reported him to his house master so he can get him to shower, long story short at some point it came to light that the kid had developed gangre around his private parts and in his feet. It fell on me as the teacher on duty to take him to the hospital, on further inspection the kid was found to also have bed bugs so I had to be scrubbed down too and shave my hair bald for being close to him and the health inspection office also got involved with the school and the school basically closed for 4 weeks.

School camp for 14-15 year olds, walk in on a girl giving a guy a handjob with about 4 other guys just sitting around watching

I teach group music lessons. One group consists of five 9-year-old girls who are learning the flute. While one of them was in the bathroom, another grabbed her flute, held it to her posterior and farted on it. She placed it back on the table and muttered, ‘That’s what she gets for wearing a hat indoors.

Once I arrived to a classroom just a a 14 year old girl announced to all of her classmates that period blood smelled like rotten fish. I just said it really had nothing to do with French and started my class as usual. I latter told her that if her really did smell like fish, she should share that with her doctor.

Preschool teacher here, and this is about to get weird. One thing kids have in common is they reach an age where the mysteries of their bodies become incredibly fascinating. One aspect of this is when little boys realize they get erections. YES if you’re not a parent or a teacher, little boys get erections, even infants do. One time when I was teaching 4-5 year olds one little boy was taking way too long in the bathroom. The door went 3/4ths of the way to the ceiling so teachers could monitor, and when I peeked into the bathroom I found one of our little boys exploring himself. By this I mean he was using his little boner to push the bathroom stall door open, letting it swing back, then pushing it open again. Kids are fucking weird.