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SIT ON IT!!! YES!!!

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I'm not surprised either.

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At least he's honest about it.

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It IS real!!!

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Play with lava, you get burned.

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Maybe don't tweet that out.

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I'd move out the next day.

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At least it's a good way to judge.

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Damn that would suck... totally wouldn't know all about it...

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That sounds like Hell.

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Hot pockets are too hot!!!

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Whoa there granny...

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No lies were told in this exchange.

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Those are faker than Durant's rings.

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RIP.

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Next on the list, solve global warming!

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