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25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

Just about everything gets rebranded now and then. Movies, TV shows, even restaurants get rebranded. So why not planet Earth?

By PocketEpiphany

Published 3 years ago in Funny

Just about everything gets rebranded now and then. Movies, TV shows, even restaurants get rebranded. So why not planet Earth?

As far as names go, "Earth" is pretty plain and basic. So we've reached out to the deep dark recesses of Reddit to see what the internet would replace Earth's name with. Spoiler alert, the answers did not disappoint.

We've got everything from pop culture references to elements of the periodic table. So without further ado, here are some much better names for the third planet from the sun.
  • 1

    Dearth.-u/unexpected_dreams

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 2

    Rock. -u/BumFighter69

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 3

    Sol 3. -u/Nostonica

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 4

    Blue ball. -u/mickermiker

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 5

    Call it Shaturn. -u/Everybodyleft

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 6

    Girth. -u/techno_babble_

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 7

    The Planet Formerly Known as Earth. -u/Electrical_Potato_21

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 8

    Earth 4 just to f*ck with aliens. -u/Candid-Tip-6483

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 9

    xX_Earth_Xx_666 so aliens know we definitely f*cked their mom. -u/Badjib

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 10

    It's synonymous with dirt. Yet it has more water. I need a fancy-sounding foreign name for mud. -u/catinapointyhat

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 11

    Earth 2000, everything is more awesome followed by "2000". -u/deathbrusher

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 12

    Earth 2 (sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends). -u/Meretan94

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 13

    Ouranus. -u/aremytearsglutenfree

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 14

    Erf. -u/Remote_Salad949

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 15

    Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. -u/jaydplant

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 16

    Funkytownbeep beep boo beep boop bo beep bo boo boop. -u/P1xelChar

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 17

    Bob. -u/Pickle_Loaf_Man

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 18

    The Planet (feat. Pitbull). -u/StalinsPerfectHair

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 19

    Hell-lite. -u/Justa_little_wrath

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 20

    Mostly Harmless. -u/Nuclear_Geek

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 21

    Nife or NiFe. The planet is mostly Nickle (Ni) Iron (Fe), right? And who doesn't want to be able to claim they live on the NiFe's edge? -u/waltjrimmer

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 22

    Terra. -u/RedneckNerf

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 23

    Midgard. -u/AnyTimeChips

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

  • 24

    Gaia. -u/watduhdamhell

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

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    Water. There's just more of it. -u/CyberInu4200

    25 Things We Would Call Earth If It Were Being Renamed

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