25 Brutally Honest Brand Slogans

RustyBuckler Published 10/30/2021 in Funny

What if brands were more honest with their advertising? We went to r/AskReddit to find out what people really think these companies should be saying. Sometimes, being honest might not be the best policy.

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1. EA: unlock this slogan for 500 gems. -u/THE_CURE666
2. Microsoft Edge. The browser you use to get the browser you want. -u/korbell61
3. Facebook: your privacy is our business. -u/Honest-cicada4897
4. Febreeze: you can't polish a turd, but you can perfume it. -u/rolling-brownout
5. FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items. -StickyGoodness
6. Froot loops: they are all the same flavors. -u/loki_wonders
7. Harley Davidson: from the Great Depression to your Midlife Crisis. -u/DvlsAdvct108
8. Hoover: we suck. -u/Wbackman
9. Land Rover: We'll get you there. Getting back is your problem. -u/Crucifetus
10. La Quinta: Spanish for "next to Denny's" -u/LeoMarius
11. McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come. -u/cactibob
12. Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere. -u/codj23
13. Nestlé: Where we treat human rights violations like a to do list! -u/Nedsterhasbigpp
14. NIKE: We use sweat to make you sweat! -uTunaKYourLastTun
15. Olive Garden: When you’re here, we hate you and your family. -u/coneal89
16. Pepsi: "Is Pepsi OK?" -u/ShutterBun
17. RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test. -u/jolbina
18. Red bull: I hope you like heart palpitations. -u/Suspicious-River-998
19. Subway: eat frozen, prepackaged or chemically preserved. -u/forza18juventus
20. Taco Bell: Same food, different shapes. -u/wellllhmmmm
21. Toyota: We'll outrun democracy. -u/iFFyCaRRoT
22. Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now? -ItsDeCia
23. UberEats: We'll deliver your food to a neighbors apartment for a "small" fee. -u/NogEggz
24. Viagra - care for a stiff one? -u/Fairwaydivots
25. Zoom: pants optional. -u/Hokusai135

1. EA: unlock this slogan for 500 gems. -u/THE_CURE666
2. Microsoft Edge. The browser you use to get the browser you want. -u/korbell61
3. Facebook: your privacy is our business. -u/Honest-cicada4897
4. Febreeze: you can't polish a turd, but you can perfume it. -u/rolling-brownout
5. FedEx : our drivers take out their anger on your items. -StickyGoodness
6. Froot loops: they are all the same flavors. -u/loki_wonders
7. Harley Davidson: from the Great Depression to your Midlife Crisis. -u/DvlsAdvct108
8. Hoover: we suck. -u/Wbackman
9. Land Rover: We'll get you there. Getting back is your problem. -u/Crucifetus
10. La Quinta: Spanish for "next to Denny's" -u/LeoMarius
11. McDonalds: Preserving our food for generations to come. -u/cactibob
12. Nature Valley: Crumbs everywhere. -u/codj23
13. Nestlé: Where we treat human rights violations like a to do list! -u/Nedsterhasbigpp
14. NIKE: We use sweat to make you sweat! -uTunaKYourLastTun
15. Olive Garden: When you’re here, we hate you and your family. -u/coneal89
16. Pepsi: "Is Pepsi OK?" -u/ShutterBun
17. RC Cola: we’re just happy to be involved in the taste test. -u/jolbina
18. Red bull: I hope you like heart palpitations. -u/Suspicious-River-998
19. Subway: eat frozen, prepackaged or chemically preserved. -u/forza18juventus
20. Taco Bell: Same food, different shapes. -u/wellllhmmmm
21. Toyota: We'll outrun democracy. -u/iFFyCaRRoT
22. Tupperware: Have you ever wanted to throw away food, but just not now? -ItsDeCia
23. UberEats: We'll deliver your food to a neighbors apartment for a "small" fee. -u/NogEggz
24. Viagra - care for a stiff one? -u/Fairwaydivots
25. Zoom: pants optional. -u/Hokusai135