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25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

They say the killer is always who we least suspect. And who is less suspicious than your favorite celebs?

By PocketEpiphany

Published 3 years ago in Facepalm

They say the killer is always who we least suspect. And who is less suspicious than your favorite celebs?

Over on Reddit, users debated which celebs are most likely to secretly be serial killers. We've rounded up the craziest choices; did your favorite celeb make the list?
  • 1

    Kris Jenner, sacrificing people to some deity to achieve her family fame & fortune empire. Dear Kris, I’m kidding, don’t cease and desist me, or sacrifice me, please

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 2

    James-f*cking-Spader. The Lizard King.

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 3

    Quentin Tarantino Obviously.

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 4

    Robin Thicke. IDK why but he seriously creeps me the f*ck out

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 5

    Owen Wilson... God can you imagine being strangled to death and as the last bits of consciousness fade away and your sight gets dim the last thing you just hear is, ".................Wow!"

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 6

    Kanye West. I could see him going full end-of-the-world cult leader and offing hundreds of people with punch

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 7

    Dog the Bounty Hunter. He's got the perfect cover if you think about it.

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 8

    Jim Gaffigan. He's a comedian and he's always so nice but I can picture him talking about Waffle House while he's putting you in a chest.

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 9

    Mark Zuckerberg. That lifeless face, that wealth of personal information, that series of scores to settle with pretty much everyone who has ever questioned his personal habits and inability to function like a human.

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 10

    That cannibal guy Armie Hammer or whatever

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 11

    Jared Leto. Look the guy just... I don't know he gives off the vibe of somebody who is in constant danger of being exposed for being a felon. He has weird energy.

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 12

    Joel Osteen. He has the smile of someone with a pile of bodies buried in the backyard of his McMansion.

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 13

    Jeff Bezos with the “I love you my alive girl” text

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 14

    Kenneth Copeland. I know he's not exactly a mainstream celebrity but he is a televangelist so kind of a celebrity. He looks straight up demonic

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 15

    Kevin Spacey. A bunch of the people who outed him are dead now, if I remember correctly

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 16

    Dr.Phil. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if there were bodies hidden at Turn-About Ranch.

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 17

    Tom Cruise married Mimi Roger's and decided to become celibate. He left her and hooked up with Nicole Kidman in her uber-hotness days aaaaand......became celibate. Tom Cruise has a basement full of male escorts he has ritually killed over the years and Scientologists have covered it up

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 18

    Maybe not quite a serial killer but I’m thinking Drake is going to be named by R Kelly

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 19

    Eric Clapton. Think about it... Hendrix is a rising star, set to overtake Clapton as the GOAT, then he dies shortly after befriending an initially very jealous Clapton. SRV starts ripping Hendrix songs and people are saying he'll be the next Jimi, then Clapton lets him use his helicopter and he dies. Skynyrd starts rocketing up the charts... plane crash. Mostly dead. Duane Allman won't let Clapton join the Allman Brothers... dead. He's a god damn murderer.

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 20

    Gwyneth Paltrow. I can see her smiling dreamily at the fertility ritual where this year's finest summer intern is turned into Goop.

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 21

    Ellen. It's the always unsmiling eyes to go with the extremely fake smile

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 22

    Does Royalty count? If so…Prince Andrew or Prince Charles. Ran with Epstein. Was at the Island.

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 23

    Would anyone be surprised if it turned out that Elon Musk hunted his childhood bullies on a private preserve for sport?

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 24

    Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

  • 25

    OJ Simpson

    25 Celebrities Who Are Probably Serial Killers

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