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25 Celebrity Names That Are Better Fit for Porn Stars

Toonacious Published 05/16/2022 in Funny

Redditors come up with some of the whackiest ideas ever, and this is one of those.

Here's a list of celebrity names that sound like they belong in the porn world, thanks to AskReddit.

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1. Hugh Jackman. Always thought it was weird people referred to him as a huge jacked man and not his name. -Shagwagbag
2. Rod Stewart. Pretty much anyone named Rod. -percygreen
3. Alan Cumming. -ofsquire
4. Olivia Wilde. And that's actually an improvement on her original name, Olivia Cockburn. -GeckoV/-Rudy69
5. Dick Van Dyke. -rudymaxa
6. In a similar vein there used to be a driver in V8 Supercars called Dick Johnson. 14 year old me would always get a giggle out of that one. -gristc
7. He's not a very major celebrity, but I'd argue that Dick Pound ranks up there. -CupcakeValkyrie
8. Rod Fitzwell. I don’t know if it’s his real name or a stage name. He's a radio station personality in Norfolk. -MySTfied
9. Magic Johnson. -Ron_Fuckin_Swanson
10. Lists pretty much every wrestler there is. Just a few off the top of my head: Rocky Johnson, Big E, Macho Man, Alexa Bliss, Kelly Kelly, Summer Rae, Dolph Ziggler, X-Pac. -FetchedOffTheWall
11. Vince Vaughn just sounds porny to me. -Alternative-Two-1457
12. Courtney Cox. -thebranimator
13. Don Glover. Or slightly miss-spaced…DonG lover. -dadlifeinterneting
14. Michael Moorcock. -paulfromatlanta
15. I turned on the TV one day a few years ago as I went into the kitchen to make breakfast and heard "I'm Hanna Storm and this is Sage Steele...." I thought is this a goddamn porno? I thought I put on ESPN. -Gonzostewie
16. Sydney Sweeney. No way that's not a porn star. -Slutyputty
17. Lucy Lawless. -DisgruntledMax
18. That stuntman, was he Kurt Russell's stuntman? He has got the most outrageous name ever, Dick Warlock. -OldMork
19. You can't say Randy Johnson in this context without also giving his nickname: The Big Unit. -humphrey_the_camel
20. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson wasted the world's best porn name/nickname on a wrestling and acting career. -i_run_from_problems
21. Johnny Knoxville sounds like a porn name tbh. -RebTheMan
22. Nikki Sixx. -GrumpyCatStevens
23. Bella Thorne. -Responsible-Chard515
24. January Jones. -BulkyOrder9
25. Peter Bonerz. -dsdsds

1. Hugh Jackman. Always thought it was weird people referred to him as a huge jacked man and not his name. -Shagwagbag
2. Rod Stewart. Pretty much anyone named Rod. -percygreen
3. Alan Cumming. -ofsquire
4. Olivia Wilde. And that's actually an improvement on her original name, Olivia Cockburn. -GeckoV/-Rudy69
5. Dick Van Dyke. -rudymaxa
6. In a similar vein there used to be a driver in V8 Supercars called Dick Johnson. 14 year old me would always get a giggle out of that one. -gristc
7. He's not a very major celebrity, but I'd argue that Dick Pound ranks up there. -CupcakeValkyrie
8. Rod Fitzwell. I don’t know if it’s his real name or a stage name. He's a radio station personality in Norfolk. -MySTfied
9. Magic Johnson. -Ron_Fuckin_Swanson
10. Lists pretty much every wrestler there is. Just a few off the top of my head: Rocky Johnson, Big E, Macho Man, Alexa Bliss, Kelly Kelly, Summer Rae, Dolph Ziggler, X-Pac. -FetchedOffTheWall
11. Vince Vaughn just sounds porny to me. -Alternative-Two-1457
12. Courtney Cox. -thebranimator
13. Don Glover. Or slightly miss-spaced…DonG lover. -dadlifeinterneting
14. Michael Moorcock. -paulfromatlanta
15. I turned on the TV one day a few years ago as I went into the kitchen to make breakfast and heard "I'm Hanna Storm and this is Sage Steele...." I thought is this a goddamn porno? I thought I put on ESPN. -Gonzostewie
16. Sydney Sweeney. No way that's not a porn star. -Slutyputty
17. Lucy Lawless. -DisgruntledMax
18. That stuntman, was he Kurt Russell's stuntman? He has got the most outrageous name ever, Dick Warlock. -OldMork
19. You can't say Randy Johnson in this context without also giving his nickname: The Big Unit. -humphrey_the_camel
20. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson wasted the world's best porn name/nickname on a wrestling and acting career. -i_run_from_problems
21. Johnny Knoxville sounds like a porn name tbh. -RebTheMan
22. Nikki Sixx. -GrumpyCatStevens
23. Bella Thorne. -Responsible-Chard515
24. January Jones. -BulkyOrder9
25. Peter Bonerz. -dsdsds

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