Spain is not even at the party yet because we’re always late. -u/bioconsamig1

Hungary. Already passed out drunk. -u/originalname345

Switzerland: schmoozing and mingling but not committing to anything. -u/Velteau

Poland. In the corner with Russia, Belarus and Ukraine, drinking vodka and fighting each other. -u/Connect_Document3277

Norway. Either binge drinking and being violently friendly or nipping on some ice water while looking down on everyone. Probably both. -u/Hattkake

I'd say Germany would complain about the taste of the beer. -u/NoeValleyCutie

Argentina is either playing football in the backyard with Brazil or aggressively telling whoever's at the grill how to cook a steak. -u/thrashingkaiju

Half of Canada is drinking itself into a blinding coma while the other half is handing out water and offering rides home. -u/13ducksinatrenchcoat

UK: Leaving -u/TomasNavarro

Sweden. Standing in a corner but moving to another one as soon as someone dances within a 3 meter radius. Drinking a bit too much, not talking to strangers, not voicing any opinions unless it’s about other Nordic countries. Generally being a statue, but an alcoholic statue. -u/SuperCoolPotatoThing

Greece. I guess a lot of sex, wine and questionable financial decisions that will ruin us the morning after. -u/PKassotis

Singapore. At the door charging people to enter, then raising the price out of nowhere. -u/AddedCandle

South Africa- we’ll be outside having a braai (grilling meat over a fire), drinking all the booze while yelling at each other and stealing everything on the property that isn’t nailed down. -u/entjies

India. That uncle dancing inappropriately in the middle of the dance floor. -u/rao1411

USA. Chugging beers and trying to smash a foldable table by jumping on it. "hold my beer" -u/AnrianDayin

Brazil would probably be the last one to leave the party. Most likely wouldn't clean the mess. -u/Important-Welder5648

Turkey. Giving out free bags of tea. -u/Miserable_Night5714

Mexico wasn't invited, but we snuck in anyways, and brought some friends with us. We didn't show up empty handed, some tequila and Carne asada and elote to grill and take over, tossing the hot dogs and burgers the US forgot they brought. -u/El_lonje_moco

Netherlands. Selling weed and bringing prostitutes.

I guess France would surely start protesting, smashing objects and lighting fires. -u/daisyrare

New Zealand - binge drinking into oblivion. -u/SallyPia

Ireland attempting to drink America under the table (Most likely winning) -u/Musicalducks

Philippines. Most likely drinking Corona beer, eating really unhealthy food and singing karaoke, specifically, Frank Sinatra's "My Way". -u/GoGoWolf

Russia: Shows up already vodka-drunk, insults the host for having substandard caviar at the refreshments table, shoves Ukraine into the swimming pool, and wrestles a bear. -u/PissySquid

Pakistan: not drinking