Sometimes life can get a little
rough and rowdy. Sometimes it seems like the universe is really just a pitiless expanse of unfeeling entropy and you a minuscule being caught within it like nothing more than a pinball darting about the chaos of infinity.
That's it, there's no kicker. You might be right about that.
1
“I decided to try deep frying Oreos but I forgot that oil and water don’t behave the same way, let it get too hot and melted part of my kitchen. Always keep an eye on your oil and use a thermometer.”
2
“Got my rain boots from the garage in anticipation of today’s heavy rain… forgot to bring them inside last night.”
3
“Fixing my kids toy & not paying attention where the excess super glue is going.”
4
“Blow drying my hair only for this guy to pop out the end pointed right at my head.”
5
“Damage-free removal with 3M command strips! I have a whole gallery wall like this.”
6
“Apparently the bus driver didn’t notice he was crushing a Hyundai.”
7
When your tire goes bazooka
8
“I dropped my peeled banana on the floor at work.”
9
“Deconstructed mushroom cheeseburger with a side of glass.”
10
“I dropped a yogurt on the floor and the biggest splatter went right into the electrical outlet.”
11
“I spent over an hour trying to cover my windows before realizing that the second panel has a slightly different pattern, and that the squares don’t line up.”
12
“Our landlord “urgently” needed to remove the broken panel heater in July, leaving us with this hole. It’s now November and apparently repairing the hole wasn’t as urgent…”
13
“My glass pan shattered 1 min before dinner was done…”
14
A side that wasn’t expected
15
“The mirror in my hotel bathroom has an antifog section. Unfortunately, I’m 5’2″”
16
“Got my toddler new shoes over the weekend. He just threw one of them into the fireplace.”
17
“Does anyone want a two year old chocolate lab?”
18
“Got off the train at the wrong station. Now i’m in the middle of nowhere without food, it’s raining, it’s cold, i’m hungry and next train is in 7 hours.”
19
“My kids apparently invented a new way to play Jenga.”
20
“I spilled this whole bottle in my pocket and now I smell like a deers fleshlight.”
22
“Came home from vacation to find my cactus had given up on life.”
23
“Just bought this belt :(“
24
“my homework was …….. teacher: yeah right”
25
“Friend lost his wallet earlier this week – found it today magnetized to his car.”
