Have you ever been talking to someone only to have them say something so absolutely, mind-bogglingly stupid
that you just have to stop and stare for a second?
I remember dating this girl whose mother absolutely REFUSED to have their (already very cheap and s***ty) knives sharpened EVER because then potential murderers would have an easier time killing her. I wish I was joking. Then again she was also a raging b***h hated by everyone including her family, so she may have had a reason to be looking over her shoulder.
Here are several more absolute geniuses who definitely make me feel a lot better about my own level of intelligence. I'll happily admit I'm a dumba**, but at least I'm not THIS big a dumba**!